Who Didn't Say What.

--- I think Carlos is planning on having sex with one of us. I hope it is you
because I just had my nails done.

--- Ever since someone told Carlos that I am gay he has been looking at me
funny.

--- If I have to put up one more For Sale Sign without getting laid I think
I may have to say something bitchy.

--- Group sex is so much fun.

--- Everytime I see your belly button it gives me a boner.

---Okay. So now I am confused. Maybe I really do like women.

---These hands. These hands. I can't decide on whether I want to become a surgeon
or just go jerk off.

---I am sorry. I didn't know you had a crush on cat woman. I thought you had
a crush on me. Now I can't help but wonder if while I was sucking your cock,
you were thinking of her.

---I married a fireman because I fell in love with him the first time I saw
that nude picutre of him in the calendar. And oh yeah, you should have seen
that ghost trying to give him a blowjob.

---Wilbur, I think your wife made a pass at me.

--- A pass at you. She found someone who would pay a small fortune for your
sperm.

---Arnald, I keep trying to tell you that stting too close to the television
will hurt your eyes.

---Yeah. Right. And I thought it was masturbation causing me to go blind.

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